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| Gendar:Male PAWS:Xtralarge Hair:yes...a lot NOSE:Pink HT:24inchs WT: AFFIL:Alpha ETHNICITY:exotic AVAILABLE TO:men/women/dogs LOCATION:In your dreams EYES:Chocolate TAIL:Bushy |
| VIP Edward D Wellington No tattoos,cropped tail/ears, or any other enhancements. This all natural hot dog is pure eye candy from his well manicured paws to the tip of his big bushy tail. |
Congratulations !!! You have just discovered
Edward D Wellington , San Francisco's most elite
international K9 travel Companion, personal
concierge and part time model. From his well
pedicured paws to the tip of his big bushy all natural
tail , Edward truly is every man,woman,and child's
dream come true.
100% independent Edward is as comfortable at the
ballet as he is at the beach. Of course Edward
has much more to offer beyond his devastating
beauty, he is also highly intelligent having graduated
in the top one percent of his grumpy puppy Class.
Whether its a romantic walk through the park you
desire, a gallery opening, or a shopping spree at
Petco Edward is at home in any situation, and will
immediately put you at ease with his sparkling
personality, and humble demeanor.
Exclusive,and discrete ,Edward is the excellent
choice for CEO's, entertainment moguls, and the
independently wealthy who are looking for the
ultimate arm candy. He owns a variety of collars,
and combined with his impeccable manners can
ease into any situation with style, and grace. Eds
personal interests include, but are not limited to
eating,sleeping, and getting brushed.
Too good to be true? Ed can understand that
coming from dealing with the other dogs. Every day
Edward gets people who can't believe he is real,
or even exists. Edward cannot walk down the street
without causing an incident!Life is short !!! Do not
waste your one chance to meet a living legend
Consideration*
No cash, credit,Or checks please. Only Petco gift
cards will be accepted.
Availability
Edward is out of the country pursuing his career as
a paw model. He is not currently available, but will
be accepting appointment for August 2012.
Gifts
Edward feels that time with a new friend is gift
enough, but if you feel inspired he would love to
receive any, or all of the following items.
Furminater
bully sticks
diamond collar.
MINI convertible
All inclusive vacation for Ed, and his pack members
at the world famous Dog island resort and spa
.www.thedogisland.com/
All of Edwards photos are 100% him, and have not
been altered to conceal any extra poundage, ,or
hidden blemishes.. If you feel that Edward has
misrepresented himself in any way you may simply
send him away.
.If it's not E it's free.
*All gift cards are payment for Eds time only, and do not include
petting,brushing,Or any type of ball games including fetch,keep
away and or monkey in the middle.
Edward D Wellington , San Francisco's most elite
international K9 travel Companion, personal
concierge and part time model. From his well
pedicured paws to the tip of his big bushy all natural
tail , Edward truly is every man,woman,and child's
dream come true.
100% independent Edward is as comfortable at the
ballet as he is at the beach. Of course Edward
has much more to offer beyond his devastating
beauty, he is also highly intelligent having graduated
in the top one percent of his grumpy puppy Class.
Whether its a romantic walk through the park you
desire, a gallery opening, or a shopping spree at
Petco Edward is at home in any situation, and will
immediately put you at ease with his sparkling
personality, and humble demeanor.
Exclusive,and discrete ,Edward is the excellent
choice for CEO's, entertainment moguls, and the
independently wealthy who are looking for the
ultimate arm candy. He owns a variety of collars,
and combined with his impeccable manners can
ease into any situation with style, and grace. Eds
personal interests include, but are not limited to
eating,sleeping, and getting brushed.
Too good to be true? Ed can understand that
coming from dealing with the other dogs. Every day
Edward gets people who can't believe he is real,
or even exists. Edward cannot walk down the street
without causing an incident!Life is short !!! Do not
waste your one chance to meet a living legend
Consideration*
No cash, credit,Or checks please. Only Petco gift
cards will be accepted.
Availability
Edward is out of the country pursuing his career as
a paw model. He is not currently available, but will
be accepting appointment for August 2012.
Gifts
Edward feels that time with a new friend is gift
enough, but if you feel inspired he would love to
receive any, or all of the following items.
Furminater
bully sticks
diamond collar.
MINI convertible
All inclusive vacation for Ed, and his pack members
at the world famous Dog island resort and spa
.www.thedogisland.com/
All of Edwards photos are 100% him, and have not
been altered to conceal any extra poundage, ,or
hidden blemishes.. If you feel that Edward has
misrepresented himself in any way you may simply
send him away.
.If it's not E it's free.
*All gift cards are payment for Eds time only, and do not include
petting,brushing,Or any type of ball games including fetch,keep
away and or monkey in the middle.
| Yes this is a joke, and a good example of how I spend my time when unable to sleep. Sorry Edward I love you babybird. |
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